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If like me you live in a City, you'll know all about those flying rats that are commonly known as Pigeons. Without mercy they roam the streets looking for old people to throw bits of left overs, on the odd occasion they've even been known to mug passers by of their possessions, more often than not food based. When not mugging people, speaking from experience, they also like to shit on innocent victims, not caring about the consequences of their actions, they're more than willing to unleash a smattering of shit on by standards.

Finally ,there is a solution, those glitzy mothercluckers in the Hollywood hills have been putting their heavily bottoxed heads together and come up with a solution. Contraceptive pills for Pigeons, yes you read correctly, they're going to give the pigeons the same pills that Paris Hilton has been shoving down her neck for the last decade or so in a bid for them to stop re-producing like the horny little bastards that they are. Genius.

"We think we've got a good solution to a bad situation," said Laura Dodson, president of the Argyle Civic Association, the group leading the effort to try the new contraceptive. "The poop problem has become unmanageable and this could be the answer."

Wow, she's really got a way with words hasn't she?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070730/ap_on_re_us/hollywood_pigeons

Labels: angeles, beckham, city, contraceptive, hilton, la, los, paris, pigeon

Worry not my friends, Mayor Ken has not been smoking doobies with Pete Doherty behind the bike shed in Parliament and suddenly come to his senses. If you're one of the many inhabitants of London or have ever had the pleasure of gracing the fine concrete pavements then you'll know what a royal pain in the arse transport is and just how extortionate the pricing is. I mean really how on earth can they justify paying £2 to travel a matter of meters in static traffic with a bus driver busy facebook-ing his mates on his blackberry about the latest donut who forgot his oyster card! Oh the comedy! But anywho, this map shows all the routes of those utterly pointless yet 'free' bendy buses, yes, you read it right i just wrote the word 'free', this is mainly due to the fact that the bus isn't actually free but if you jump in through the back then the powers that be are none the wiser!! haha!! Beating the system, I love it!

Labels: bendy, bus, city, delays, free, fucked, ken, livinstone, london, map, mayor, tfl, timetable, traffic, transport

This has to be one of the most famous graffiti spots in the World, just off the 7 line in Long Island City, Queens. This place is a fed free zone and is a completely 100% legal graffiti spot. Peep the pics.

Labels: 7, city, futura, graffiti, island, legal, lin, new, queens, spot, stash, york