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If like me you live in a City, you'll know all about those flying rats that are commonly known as Pigeons. Without mercy they roam the streets looking for old people to throw bits of left overs, on the odd occasion they've even been known to mug passers by of their possessions, more often than not food based. When not mugging people, speaking from experience, they also like to shit on innocent victims, not caring about the consequences of their actions, they're more than willing to unleash a smattering of shit on by standards.

Finally ,there is a solution, those glitzy mothercluckers in the Hollywood hills have been putting their heavily bottoxed heads together and come up with a solution. Contraceptive pills for Pigeons, yes you read correctly, they're going to give the pigeons the same pills that Paris Hilton has been shoving down her neck for the last decade or so in a bid for them to stop re-producing like the horny little bastards that they are. Genius.

"We think we've got a good solution to a bad situation," said Laura Dodson, president of the Argyle Civic Association, the group leading the effort to try the new contraceptive. "The poop problem has become unmanageable and this could be the answer."

Wow, she's really got a way with words hasn't she?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070730/ap_on_re_us/hollywood_pigeons

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She was taken handcuffed and crying from her home. She was escorted into court disheveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears.

Crying out for her mother when she was ordered back to jail, Paris Hilton's cool, glamorous image evaporated Friday as she gave the impression of a little girl lost in a merciless legal system.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to Kathy Hilton, who also was in tears.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress tried to move toward her parents but was firmly steered away by two sheriff's deputies, who held her by each arm and hustled her from the courtroom.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was apparently unmoved by the pleas of Hilton's three lawyers to send her back to home confinement due to an unspecified medical condition. He ordered Hilton returned to a Los Angeles County jail to serve out the remainder of her 45-day sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

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This sums it up.

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