Thursday 19 July 2007



We live in times of useless, pointless and utterly pointless tripe. Good to see that the fine people at Asahi have put their collective minds together and have come up with this scorcher. Too drunk to pour another, too lazy to serve your mother in law another drink as she slumps over your couch complaining about you inadequacies then this is the robot for you. It can hold six cans, has a programmable voice, cleaning mode and a child lock. Seriously! What more could you want in a mechanical being.