PLUS44

Worry not my friends, Mayor Ken has not been smoking doobies with Pete Doherty behind the bike shed in Parliament and suddenly come to his senses. If you're one of the many inhabitants of London or have ever had the pleasure of gracing the fine concrete pavements then you'll know what a royal pain in the arse transport is and just how extortionate the pricing is. I mean really how on earth can they justify paying £2 to travel a matter of meters in static traffic with a bus driver busy facebook-ing his mates on his blackberry about the latest donut who forgot his oyster card! Oh the comedy! But anywho, this map shows all the routes of those utterly pointless yet 'free' bendy buses, yes, you read it right i just wrote the word 'free', this is mainly due to the fact that the bus isn't actually free but if you jump in through the back then the powers that be are none the wiser!! haha!! Beating the system, I love it!

Labels: bendy, bus, city, delays, free, fucked, ken, livinstone, london, map, mayor, tfl, timetable, traffic, transport